19/12/2007

GUITAR HERO III (PS2)

A confession: I’ve always fancied being a foxy rock chick. You know…black leather, tight micro-skirt, torn stockings, knee-length boots, big hair, boobs-a-go-go howling at the moon. A cross between Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Joan Jett, Cher, Courtney Love and Suzi Quatro.

And now…and NOW babeluvers, I’ve got my chance. Yep, Guitar Hero is the game I’ve been waiting for all these years I’ve been wafting around in cyber space. “Strap it on, plug it in and CRANK IT UP…” yell the instructions and I’m there babeluvers, I’m there. So babe100…ARE YOU READY TO RAWWWKKKK…..

The guitar-shaped controller may look a tad tacky but you won’t worry about that once you get the gig rolling. You just close your eyes, play along with the band on the screen, listen to the screams of the crowd and that’s it…you’re a rock star. As you get more into it you can create all sorts of strange sounds by tilting your guitar in different directions and while it has its limitations as a GAME, it’s great fun…karaoke with a vengeance as you work your way through the assortment of classic rock tracks in the package from Smoke On The Water to Killer Queen and I Love Rock’n’Roll.

Most important of all, though, of course, is to get the pouting and posing right and I have to tell you, babeluvers, I’m VERY GOOD at that. Now where do I put my sequinned bra and diamante panties?

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