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 | They go together as naturally as fish and chips. Or Lennon & McCartney. Or Ant & Dec. Or strawberries and cream. Or Paris Hilton and parties. Yep, we’re talking about babes and fast cars! So get the motor running, I’m rounding up my favourite babes to burn some serious rubber… |
| Keeley Hazell |
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Our babe of the year knows a thing or two about turning heads and even she will be open-mouthed in wonder when I roll up to take her out in this orgasmic masterpiece of hot metal – the Porsche 911 gt3rs. Was there ever a car built more beautifully for speed than the Porsche? Frankly babeluvers, I doubt it, and just one thing is needed to make it absolutely perfect. And that’s the incomparable Keeley Hazell beside me as I kick it into action. With the sexy feel of hot revs beneath us and we glide up to 193mph, I’ll put my hand on Keeley’s knee and say “Shall we dine in tonight, darling?” And you know what? I reckon Keeley will say yes. Because she’s a goddess. And babes of the year don’t get where they are today without understanding the power of a hot gear change. |
| Lucy Pinder |
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Ah, luscious Lucy Pinder, the babe whose breasts are even more glorious than we imagined now she has finally revealed them to the world in all their firm glory. I’ve just the motor to whisk the ludicrously lovely Lucy off her feet – it’s a Ferrari obviously. A Schumacher special, this little beauty, a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti to be precise. Who wants stunning models draped over the front of the car at motor shows when you can have Lucy Pinder draped next to you in the front seat as you hit speeds up to 196mph across the open road with everying going so smoothly you feel as if you’re flying. And you know what? An intimate soiree in a cosy out of the way hotel after the ride of your life in the Scaglietti and you will be flying. Come on Lucy, you know you want to. |
| Abigail Clancy |
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Hanging out with Victoria Beckham and all those other WAGS at the last World Cup in Germany should have given the fragrant Abbey a real taste of life in the fast lane. Then there was the modelling in LA – it’s all a far cry from being a cocktail waitress in Liverpool. It needs something pretty special to impress Abbey and I reckon this stunning Dodge Viper srt-10 should do the trick. I think we can probably stretch to a red Viper just so Abbey can stay loyal to the Liverpool colours but the great thing about this superb car is the limited leg and head room, so there’s clearly no space for Abbey’s “beanpole striker” boyfriend Peter Crouch. If the rumours are true, Crouchy’s likely to be shipped out to play in some backwater like Middlesbrough or Dunfermline come the New Year, so you might as well dump him now, Abs. Jump in babe, I’ll drive you away from all this. |
| Sam Cooke |
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Currently the hottest babe in babeworld, scorching Sam is from Manchester – no jokes about having your wheels nicked when you park the car there, please. Don’t tell Abbey Clancy, but Sam would make mincemeat of her in an intelligence test – she’s got to be the brainiest babe we’ve ever featured in babe100. Which is why we need something extra special to take her breath away when we roll up to take her out. We’ve gone for a Shelby Supercar – the Ultimate Aero. Seven years in the making, it will have the smoke pouring out of scorching Sam’s ears when those twin turbo V-8 engines kick in and take us up to 240mph and beyond. Aerodynamic body and the best handling system available – and the car’s not bad either. Sam will sizzle like she’s never sizzled before when she goes for a ride in this one and she won’t have time to clock the architecture she studied at uni as it flies by. Lovely babe is Sam. And this is a mind-blowing car. The two of them together with me in the middle…there’s an image that won’t disappear in a hurry. |
| Katie-Marie Cork |
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She looks so cool, Katie-Marie Cork and I really want to take her breath away when I roll up outside her door to collect her for an unforgettable ride. I reckon this sensational Lamborghini Gallardo will leave her speechless as we cruise up to 196mph. It’ll cost you around $270,000 for a piece of the action (and I’m talking about the Lamborghini, not Katie-Marie) but hey it’ll be worth it to see the look on Katie-Marie’s face when I hit the accelerator. If you’re wondering about the name, the Gallardo (which is Spanish for ‘gallant’) is name after a particular breed of Spanish bull. How appropriate. Anyone would be feeling the horn getting into this fabulous car with the divine Katie-Marie Cork perched beside you and – in my fondest fantasy – hanging on to my arm squealing sweet nothings in my ear as we hit the fast lane. Maybe I’ll take her to Ireland and open a bottle of wine. Then I can pop the cork with Cork in Cork. |
| Cara Brett |
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She’s a saucy one, is Cara Brett. From the frozen north of England you instinctively feel she needs warming up with a hot engine throbbing under her and I know that lovely blonde and her magnificent breasts will look just perfect curled inside my hot McLaren Mercedes. Well, if it’s good enough for Lewis Hamilton then I don’t think Cara will object – you don’t see many of these racing round the backstreets of Lincoln, from where Cara was beamed down to us. This awesomely powerful masterpiece of technology will scream above 200mph just by looking at the accelerator and it’ll probably be doing back flips and moon jumps with a cutie like Cara nestling inside. They say that speed is the greatest aphrodisiac for a babe. Forget the oysters and the champagne and all the rest of those things designed to get the babe of your dreams in the mood…I reckon a spin in this fabulous car will do it. And who better to try it out on than Cara Brett. Don’t forget to put your seat belt on Cara and hang on tight…you’re going for the ride of your life. |