Let’s hear it for beautiful big-breasted blonde Brummie babe Amii Grove who’s been in touch with the babeboss to exclusively reveal she is single again after dumping her soccer star boyfriend Jermaine Pennant. Well done Amii, it’s about time our wonderful wags started taking revenge on all those cosseted, overpaid, spoilt footie stars (remember Danielle Lloyd dumping Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham?) and we’re proud of Amii giving the bad boy Liverpool winger Pennan the boot. Amorous Amii – “the bum from Brum” – has been a star of Page 3 and various glamour model shoots for a while now and is shaping up to be one of the hottest babes of 2008. Just 21 years old, utterly adorable, stunningly sexy and GLORIOUSLY SINGLE. Thanks for the news, Amii…dinner with babeboss soon?

Hold on to your hats, babeluvers, the Wags are back…and this time they mean business! We still adore the Wag class of 2006, of course, with Abigail Clancy still close to our hearts, but there’s a new breed led by Amii Grove and Charlotte Meares. Except the new breed of Wags have become popular after DUMPING their soccer star men. Amii Grove has abandoned Liverpool player Jermaine Pennant and gorgeous Charlotte Meares has taken babeluvers by storm since splitting with Tottenham’s England striker Jermain Defoe. Charlotte, a former holiday rep before she started getting her pictures in the papers, is currently the most searched babe on babe100 having split with Defoe, who promptly started seeing Danielle Lloyd. “I hated the Wag label because it didn’t show me as a person, just a thing,” she says. “Wage implies you don’t do anything with your life and live off your partner.” Maybe we should be looking for a new tag – something like Wives and Girlfriends Exes. Welcome to the world of the WAGE.

No danger of a population crisis – not with the Spears family breeding like rabbits. Britney, of course, has already done her bit, bringing Sean Preston and Jayden James into the world in quick succession, even if she’s had trouble holding on to custody of them after giving their father the old heave-ho. Now Britney’s 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is also in the family way – and she’s supposed to be the “sensible one”. Jamie Lynn was widely predicted to be primed and ready to take over from her big sister in the babe stakes, having already made her mark in the Nickelodeon TV series Zoey 101 and singing the show’s theme song Follow Me. The father is said to be 18-year-old Casey Aldridge who apparently met Jamie Lynn in church. Wow! Church must be a lot more exciting than when we last went! “We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation,” said a statement from Nickelodeon. And we do too, though she could have done the hit singles, saucy photo routines and bad behaviour thing before getting into motherhood. Expect a debut single by the Spears kids very soon.

Carla Bruni has always been a babe with a bit of an edge. From top model to respected singer songwriter, we might have known her next step would have been a roll on a royal carpet with a president. Carla turns heads wherever she goes and has an impressive track record of close liaisons with powerful and influential figures, Mick Jagger, Donald Trump, Eric Clapton and Kevin Costner included. Now the word is she could follow in the footsteps of the likes of Eva Peron and Jackie Kennedy by putting glamour into government as the dearly beloved of France’s President Sarkozy. Naturally the stuffy suits wandering around the corridors of power in Paris have been blowing a few gaskets at the sight of the simmering Italian-born Ms Bruni cooing on the arm of their president but what are they complaining about? She’s rich, she’s beautiful, she’s sexy and most countries would dearly love to have someone as hot as Carla as their first lady.

You don’t mess with Hollywood royalty and the fragrant Julia Roberts lost it big time when the paparazzi overstepped the mark and started shooting from the hip as she collected her children from school in New York. La Roberts, who says she’s cut her foul-mouthed ways since becoming a mom, let the paps have it when they pointed their cameras at the kids. The star of Pretty Woman and a whole host of other blockbusters was furious because she’d already posed for the paps on condition that once they’d got their pix, they skidaddled and left her in peace. When they didn’t keep their side of the bargain, Joolz saw red, chased after the paps and gave them a piece of her mind. Several pieces, in fact. And they weren’t polite pieces. We like a babe with spirit, as it happens, and we’re delighted Joolz has been nominated for a Golden Globe award as best supporting actress in Charlie Wilson’s War. And she was trying to tell us the other day she now leads a really dull life, saying the most exciting thing to happen most days was “everybody making it to the potty.” Yuk. No wonder she took it out on the paps.

Fergie, the babe with the legs that go on forever, may be hip hop royalty after all those hits with Black Eyed Peas and that Fergilicious solo album, but now she’s comparing herself to Princess Di! “People put celebrities on pedestals and act like they’re perfect. But I’m more like the people’s artist – the same way Diana was the people’s princess,” Fergs told Blender magazine. “I’m a little more human than other artists, I’m not afraid to show my flaws.” Fergs, angel, you can show us your flaws any time you like. These flaws include the time she had an embarrassing “toilet incident” on stage. “Everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh.” Fergs has obviously gone up in the world since her last album The Dutchess – it looks like the next one will be called The Princess.

Amy Winehouse – or “Troubled Amy Winehouse” as she now appears to be called in all the papers – has been arrested in an investigation into the assault trial of her hubby Blake Fielder-Civil. The ferociously talented Ames, who has won armfuls of end of year awards for her brilliant album Back To Black, was released after being questioned by police looking into allegations of a plot to interfere with her husband’s trial. In addition to interviewing, fingerprinting and taking her DNA, they confiscated 24-year-old Amy’s mobile phone records, bank details and computer. It’s yet another colourful chapter for what should be one hell of an autobiography when she comes to write it. Mr Winehouse is in prison, accused of attacking a pub landlord in East London, with apparently devastating consequences on Amy, who has subsequently gone through a series of well-documented alcohol and drug problems and recently cancelled a UK tour on medical advice. Her husband’s trial opens next month and for the sake of a truly great singer and a striking-looking babe, we hope it marks a new beginning for her.